This quiet, shy but strangely beautiful crea- ture is often
found on the stage right with The Muffin Men (OLD MANIMUS MUFFINUS)
in their natural habitat, (ROCKUS KLUBUS).
This
symbiotic relationship has pros- pered well in recent times
and Carlo is looking forward to further collaboration with the
rare and exotic classical Ensemble 10:10 (GROUPUS TEN TENIS).
Once associated
with The Wizards Of Twiddly (OLDUS HIPPIUS) and Kevin Ayers
(IDONTKNOWMYWIFEBOUGHTTHETICKITUS) he has recently been spotted
in LIPA (SCHOOLOUS FAMOUS) where he is rum- oured to be passing
on the secret lore of six string canoodling (WHIDDLIS FIDDLIS).
Carlo is
not married and does not live in Surrey.
Turn Offs:
Talentless vacuous Boy/Girl Groups (NEEDUS BIGGUS SLAPPUS),
tomatoes, bad vibes
Turn Ons:
Marzipan, good sounds, fretless acoustics, lovely ladies and
Jimmy Carl Black.
